#why is this still a thing

[shewhofightswithswords]

The thing they don't tell you about all of these men in your life who are like Good Dudes ™️ is that they will still consistently pull out their Missives-From-the-Civil-War Language the absolute moment that you are to the point or "harsh" about something. I am working SO HARD to try and deprogram myself from the "dancing around the point when I am asking for something from people and just saying it" thing but it is honestly really disheartening and frustrating when the response is always "Madame, I was not aware that the assistance which you are requesting was indeed a task that might be required of me. If, within the course of your duties, you might send me a missive of the exact steps you would like taken for me to provide you with aid, I shall endeavor to do so at my convenience."

My guy. My dude. It's a group project and I am neither your regnant nor your mother. If you need step-by-step instructions, I may as well do it myself, but I am also going to call out that it's so fuckin weird that you need that, as a Certified Grown Ass Good Dude ™️

[thedeerman]

so i’m not the only one staring at my screen like this having to see terf posts in the hazbin tags right 🫠

[inconcordia]

me: omg i have a new follower! :D cheezbot: hi me:

[innocentsardonicpotatoes]

[artaxata]

Why is “you don’t look Armenian” so fucking prevalent? Also the only time people seem to want to comfort anyone who is told this is when the person is blond or blue eyed. Nobody cares about “you’re too dark to be Armenian”.

[black-rose-writings]

Oh no, this time the pornbots bring actual porn and not just creepy empty profiles.

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[bluedemon1995]

THIS

[germite]

Just overheard my parents say “they married out of love….she was in class 9”. Guys…child marriage?

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[zuzu-draws]

[The Strongest "Hear Me Out"]

+ bonus Yuuji POV:

Apparently this boy ain't traumatized enough!!!🗣️🗣️

[k-kizkhalifa]

i jsut saw a thing that said, “understand 0%, vibes 100%. Justin Bieber still said: “des-paaaa-cito””

and i fkn cried until i threw up with laughter

just imagine justin bieber standing there with this dumbass look on his face and then he’s like, “MY LINE!” akajdjdjsjsns im crying again

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"Why did I do that?"

close up

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[risingsunresistance]

you guys can see this too bc even tho i was wrong i think it's funny

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock Freddy's life is so hard in FNAF...

(Based off @/sweepswoop’s comic)